Wanker Rating Mug – Absolute 5 Funny Rude Gift

Top marks for your favourite wind-up merchant. This white mug awards an absolute five on the Wanker Rating scale.

The bold lime-green and black design features a fictional “Wanker Standards Agency” badge, a 0–5 rating scale and a distressed effect printed into the artwork.

A cheeky birthday, Secret Santa or office gift for someone who enjoys rude humour.

Includes one mug. Background props are not included. Contains adult language. The rating and certification are part of the joke.

Orders are made and dispatched within 1–2 working days. Weekends and bank holidays are not included. Estimated UK delivery is 2–4 working days after dispatch.